Tuesday 2 October 2012

Hangover


Yeah, so what you are hung over. That is the best time to have a "no brainer" Mr. Hypothalamus because I am already a total zombie with my zombie like hangover symptoms. 
Use that to your advantage instead of having a hangover junk food epi fest, be too hungover and lazy to eat, too lazy to over eat junk at least. 
Brains.....brains......I mean protein, protein baby, if you must feed, fatty, protein is your answer. If you like eggs I recommend an impromptu huevos rancheros:
  •                                  Salsa
  •                                  beans
  •                                  eggs
may be some olives too? hhhmmm am I too lazy to cook now after writing this brilliant recipe, perhaps.I am sure you can figure out the rest of it and go for a swim later too or something ya hungover zombie freak! .......and may be I will let you lie around and watch a rom com......if you are good!
aaahhh, mental masturbation.......
Eeeww eating just totally grosses me out now, I am afraid to start. It's like masturbation isn't it, honestly, it is self inflicted oral sex and I have been one sick puppy!
Must I feed, really?

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